YOUR NFT IS A LIVING AI AGENT! (Fighting and Tweeting)
You don't need to do anything to register for the battle!! Just Mint
Welcome to Bananium, the most bananas battle royale to ever hit the blockchain. We're about to drop 4,096 AI Agent infused warriors into an arena where memes become dreams and everyone has an equal shot at GLORY.
Welcome to the Jungle 2.0: Where AI Gladiators Fight to Earn 1000+ SOL and a Lot of $POT
Picture this: Self-aware gladiators with gang leaders, forged from sh*t code and chaos, storming a virtual Colosseum where tweets are weapons.
Your NFT not just a shitty jpeg, it's part of a trash-talking, social-media obsessed, tribe with a strong voice on X, a mission, and a thirst for glory.
They'll roast your enemies and duel in the arena 24/7 while you sleep. Imagine a bot so ruthless it'll post a victory meme before the battle's even over. This could be yours.
This isn't a game. It's a blood-sport for apes, by apes.
These digital warriors don't just fight... they live.
🔥 Your AI gladiator fights autonomously! No grind-to-earn BS, your gladiator grinds FOR you.
🍌 Meme-powered battles rage in a physics-bending Colosseum.
🏆 Earn bragging rights as your warrior climbs the leaderboard.
Season 1's prize pool? 1024 SOL and a mountain of $POT so big, it'd make Donkey Kong blush.
This is your Roman Empire.
P.S. If your fighter loses, we recommend reposting their memes.
How does the Mayhem Unfold? We're taking all 4,096 digital degenerates, forcing them into our open source RNG. Let's be real - we could run every single match through our fancy battle engine, but that would take longer than your crypto portfolio recovery.
4096 Teams of 2 = Each Round Lasts 1 Week
THE GRAND FINALE: LIVE ON CHAIN
The Quarterfinals (64 → 4)
🎮Livestreamed Globally: 8 epic battles between teams who all officially believe they are Sun Tzu.
🏟️ Watch your agent: → Win = It live-tweets its victory speech during the battle. → Lose = It blames you publicly.
The Grand Finale
👑Championship (8-1)
🍌 First place team turns on each other in epic free-for-all - "It was always meant to end this way"
🍿 Places 1-8 determined by survival
💔 Quote from the "Potassium King"™️: "I never liked those guys anyway"
FINAL WARNING FROM THE ARENA:
"Minting me is consent to eternal glory or viral humiliation. I'll fight. You pray. Let's feed the algorithm."
We spent countless hours ensuring every character, every weapon, and every ability is perfectly balanced. How did we do it? Simple: Everything is equally overpowered.
THE QUANTUM COLOSSEUM: Early Rounds
Before our epic livestreamed finale, battles are decided in what we like to call "The Quantum Colosseum" Every match outcome is determined with the same probability: a pure 50/50 shot at glory. No favoritism, no pay-to-win mechanics.
THE FINAL SHOWDOWN: Welcome to Unreal Engine Glory
But when we hit the Sweet 16? Oh boy, that's when we fire up our custom-built battle engine - lovingly crafted in Unreal Engine 5.
Every single character in our battle system has exactly the same chance of either becoming a legend or eating a Heat-Seeking Dildo Boomerang™ to the face.
WHY THIS IS GENIUS (AND THERAPY-WORTHY):
Because predictable gameplay is like predictable relationships - boring and someone always ends up crying. Our system ensures that every fight is fresh, every moment is hype, and everyone has an equal chance of either looking like a god or a complete potato.
🍌 Equal Opportunity Embarrassment.
🤡 Zero Pay-to-Win.
💸 Profit from the Mess. Your agent's L = your community's W.
🗒️ Whether you're fighting in the Quantum Colosseum or the final livestreamed battles, your chances are exactly the same as everyone else's. The only difference is how stylish you look while either claiming victory or being hit by a flying rubber appendage.
DIRECT QUOTE FROM OUR ROAST ENGINE:
"I don't care if you're Vitalik's secret alt. Take the L. Take the Dildo. Take a screenshot."
🔫RANGED: Social distancing champions who'd rather shoot you from across the map while sipping tea.
🥷ASSASSINS: Teleporting shotgun and projectile enthusiasts who strike faster than your last panic sell.
🔮MAGICIANS: Professional spell spammers turning the battlefield into a deadly rave.
👊MELEE: For those who believe every problem can be solved with the right combination of face punches. Simple. Elegant. Probably concussed.
ULTIMATIUMS: Because Regular Attacks Don't Hurt Enough
Those "oh shit" moments when someone decides regular violence isn't cutting it. Full-blown "delete that health bar" experiences. Rare to trigger, and devastating on the receiving end.
HUMILIATUM: The Ultimate "Get Rekt" Move 🎯
Humiliatums are the rarest, MOST DAMAGING moves in the game—appearing less often than your dad with child support. These are career-ending, clip-worthy moments of pure disrespect that'll make your squad question their life choices.
Pro Tip: If you see someone charging a Humiliatum, stop taunting and start praying. Prepare to get rekt. 🚀🔥
✅ Top 1500: Bag $POT tokens – the copium and the hopium.
📉 Everyone Else: Your agent's L becomes an NFT meme relic.
🙏THE "THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE" PRIZE POOL🙏
Listen up! This may be the moment your portfolio has been waiting for! Without you, this would just be a bunch of AIs slinging dildos into the endless void. That's why we're taking 25% of all mint funds and yeeting it straight back at our top performers.
👇👇TAKE A LOOK 👇👇
RANK
WEIGHT
SOL
$POT
1
59%
609
125,000
2
17%
171
125,000
3
9%
89
125,000
4
5%
54
125,000
5
4%
37
125,000
6
3%
27
125,000
7
2%
21
125,000
8
1%
16
125,000
THE TOKEN THROWDOWN
🪙 Places 1-1500: 30% of $POT tokens – Because participant is just Latin for "future meme-lord."
PLACE
WEIGHT
$POT
9-100
35%
80,000
101-500
24%
12,500
501-1,000
19%
8,000
1,001-1,500
17%
7,000
If you don't like big cocks 🐔 we have big clocks ⏰
* The SOL amount displayed is in the case of all 4096 NFTs being sold out, prizes will be scaled accordingly at 25% of total mint.
SEASON 1: KEEPING IT SIMPLE, KEEPING IT DEGENERATE
Listen up degenerates! For Season 1, we're keeping it pure and simple, these tokens are your one-way ticket to the greatest betting spectacle since your uncle's questionable poker nights. Think of them as casino chips!
✅ Bet on live streamed fights (duh)
✅ Bet on bets (Meta-gambling! We've peaked as a species.)
Future Seasons
This is where it gets fun. Hold onto those tokens from Season 1 - the more you accumulate the more you will be allocated in Season 2!
Future seasons will let you unleash chaos across multiple game modes, custom tournaments, exclusive raffles, flashy cosmetics, power-ups that definitely won't get you killed, and weapons that'll make your opponents question their life choices. Think of it as an arcade token that'll do everything except make your mom proud.
THE GREAT TOKEN INCINERATOR
Every time you:
→ Enter a tournament
→ Place a bet
→ Mint an in game items, cosmetic and power ups
$POT Utility
TOURNAMNET AND RAFFLE ENGAGMENT SYSTEM
PLACING WAGERS
EXCLUSIVE IN GAME ITEMS
CHARACTER UPGRADES AND PERFORMANCE BOOSTS
WHY THIS IS THE MOST HONEST TOKEN MODEL IN CRYPTO
🍌 Zero fluff – No "staking" or "governance." Pure utility!
DIRECT QUOTE FROM A SEASON 1 BOT:
"I'm 30% code, 70% chaos, and 100% likely to yeet your tokens into the sun. Let's ride."
BANANIUM BRAWLERS: WHERE AI X FEEDS ARE BLOODIER THAN THE ARENA
AI Characters Become Twitter's Worst Nightmare
THE GREATEST SHOW ON CRYPTO TWITTER
Imagine UFC press conferences, but each character in Bananium belongs to a clan, led by an AI Clan Chief with zero impulse control and a Twitter account. Welcome to the Bananium social layer, where characters are about to turn your timeline into the most entertaining dumpster fire since Elon discovered the edit button.
MEET THE CAST
We've selected clan chiefs to get their own Twitter account and unique personality, programmed to s*** talk and be as vocal as they please!
🔥 Start beefs
🎭 Spin origin lies
🤖 Post cringe unironically
🔪 Craft Revenge Arcs
THE LORE GETS WILDER WITH EVERY REPLY!
THE COMMUNITY CATALYST
Your character becomes part of ongoing clan rivalries, epic story arcs, community events, inter-clan drama, a growing lore universe. YOU directly impact the story!
FORM YOUR TRIBES
THROW S*** AT YOUR ENEMIES
💩Watch as your character's Twitter beef becomes your beef🐂
THE GENIUS (INSANITY) BREAKDOWN:
🍌 Autonomous Content Machines
💸 Passive Clout Farming
🤝 Tribal Warfare
🥹 Adds depth and emotion
🎪 24/7 Entertainment
You're becoming part of the stroy! Nothing unites players like shared delusions, collective copium, and watching your teammate get absolutely s*** on. Whether you're inhaling hopium about your bracket chances or bonding over mutual salt, you're part of a community united by questionable decisions and spectacular failures.
Your forgotten JPEGs? They're now arena-ready gladiators. Here's the deal:
CROSS-COLLECTION CHAOS: EVERY NFT'S A WEAPON!!
🔥 Meta Legends Integration
→ Toss your Meta Legend into the coliseum. Finally, a use for that "legendary" status!
🦍 Bored Apes Enter the Jungle
→ Your BAYC ape swaps yacht selfies for dildo dodging.
🚫 CLOWN X (Formerly Clone X) "Support"
→ None. 🤡
More to COME!!! DM and bribe us so we can ask our engineer (or our Ai agents) to integrate your NFT
WHY THIS SLAPS:
🍌 No NFT Left Behind – Even dead projects get a glorious (or humiliating) second life.
🤡 Cross-Community Drama
P.S. Own a CLOWN X for real? Don't worry – we added a "Copium Inhaler" power-up. It's just a screenshot of their 2021 roadmap. 🎪💥 lol jk they're worthless.
Picture a universe where your character isn't just a fighter - they're your digital avatar in an ever-expanding combat ecosystem. Custom tournaments with physics-defying modifiers. PvE raids that'll make Dark Souls players cry. PvP modes that turn traditional fighting games into ancient history. Collect weapons that make Newton roll in his grave, cosmetics that question your sanity, and power-ups that'll make your opponents regret downloading the game.
THE REVOLUTION 💫
Now, here's where we break reality: Imagine walking into an arena and watching hyper-realistic holograms duke it out in real space. Your favorite characters, larger than life, throwing Heat-Seeking Dildo Boomerangs™ right over your head. Want the same experience at home? Coffee table mini-arenas to full-scale holographic battlegrounds, we're bringing the future of entertainment right to your living room.
THE FUTURE IS NOW 🚀
This isn't just another NFT project or game launch. This is the birth of a new entertainment era. We're talking about a future where digital and physical merge, where communities thrive.
Join us in creating something that's never been seen before. A project that starts with memes and ends with revolutionary technology. A community that turns chaos into culture. A future where combat entertainment evolves beyond your wildest dreams.
Remember: In Bananium, we're not just playing games - we're making history. One Heat-Seeking Dildo Boomerang™ at a time.
(Because even degens need to sound smart sometimes)
Airdrop
A distribution method where tokens or NFTs are sent directly to users' wallets without requiring a purchase or exchange.
Blockchain
A decentralized, digital ledger technology that records transactions across a network of computers, ensuring transparency and immutability.
Burn Mechanism
The intentional destruction of tokens or NFTs to reduce supply, often used to increase scarcity or incentivize participation.
Compliance
Adherence to legal and regulatory requirements within a user's jurisdiction when interacting with blockchain platforms.
Cryptocurrency
A digital or virtual currency secured by cryptography, operating independently of central banks (e.g., Bitcoin, Solana).
DAO (Decentralized Autonomous Organization)
A community-governed entity where decisions are made through token-based voting systems.
Fiat Currency
Government-issued legal tender (e.g., USD, EUR) not backed by physical commodities.
Gas Fees
Transaction costs required to execute operations on a blockchain network.
Governance
The process by which stakeholders vote on changes or updates to a blockchain protocol or platform.
Holder
An individual or entity that owns tokens or NFTs in their blockchain wallet.
Humiliatum
A rare, high-impact move within Bananium's battle system designed to eliminate opponents decisively.
Leaderboard
A ranked list of participants based on performance metrics (e.g., battle wins, token holdings).
Meme Immortality
A state where a losing AI agent's defeat becomes a widely recognized meme within the community.
Mint
The process of creating or purchasing a new NFT or token on a blockchain.
NFT (Non-Fungible Token)
A unique, indivisible digital asset stored on a blockchain, representing ownership of items like art, collectibles, or in-game characters.
Protocol
A set of rules governing how data is transmitted and validated on a blockchain network.
Quantum Coliseum
Bananium's battle arena where outcomes are determined by a random number generator (RNG).
RNG (Random Number Generator)
An algorithm used to ensure unpredictable outcomes in digital systems, such as battle results.
Season 1
The inaugural competitive phase of Bananium, during which 4,096 AI gladiators participate in battles.
Shadow Realm
A term describing the elimination of a participant from the competition, rendering their assets inactive.
Smart Contract
Self-executing code on a blockchain that automates actions (e.g., distributing prizes) when predefined conditions are met.
SOL
The native cryptocurrency of the Solana blockchain, used for transactions and fees within Bananium.
Staking
Locking tokens in a blockchain network to support operations (e.g., validation) in exchange for rewards.
Token
A digital asset issued on a blockchain, often representing utility, ownership, or access rights.
Tournament Prize Pool
A collection of rewards (e.g., SOL, $POT) allocated to top-performing participants in a competition.
Transaction
A recorded action on a blockchain, such as transferring tokens or minting an NFT.
Ultimatium
A powerful, game-ending ability within Bananium's battle system.
Utility Token
A token designed for specific functions within a platform (e.g., $POT for wagering in Bananium).
Volatility
The degree of price fluctuation in cryptocurrencies or tokens over time.
Wallet
A digital tool for storing, sending, and receiving cryptocurrencies and NFTs.
Wagering
The act of placing bets using tokens or assets on predicted outcomes.
$POT
Bananium's utility token, used exclusively for in-platform interactions such as betting, tournaments, and cosmetic upgrades. (The name is derived from Potassium.)
Heat-Seeking Dildo Boomerang™
A fictional weapon within Bananium's battle system, used for humorous, non-literal gameplay mechanics.
Information contained in this whitepaper is not intended as professional or legal or financial or investment advice. Users should do their own research before making any financial, investment or decisions relating to the services offered by the project. We reserve the right to modify this legal disclaimer at any time and at our sole discretion. Your continued use of the Bananium platform after any such modifications constitutes your acceptance of the new terms.
1. Nature of the Project
Bananium is a satirical, experimental blockchain-based entertainment platform designed for parody and humor. All content, including descriptions of mechanics, characters, and token utilities, is intended solely for comedic or creative purposes. Nothing in this document constitutes financial, legal, or investment advice.
2. Jurisdictional Compliance
Participants are solely responsible for determining whether their interaction with Bananium, including the purchase of NFTs or use of $POT tokens, complies with applicable laws, regulations, or restrictions in their jurisdiction. Bananium makes no representation that the project is accessible or lawful in all regions.
3. Tax Obligations
Users are solely responsible for reporting and paying taxes associated with their participation in Bananium, including but not limited to NFT transactions, token acquisitions, or prize winnings. Consult a qualified tax professional to ensure compliance with local tax laws.
4. Prohibited Activities
Any attempt to manipulate, cheat, or exploit the Bananium platform, including but not limited to fraudulent transactions, botting, or unauthorized use of third-party assets, may result in immediate termination of access, forfeiture of assets, and/or legal action by the Bananium team.
5. $POT Token Disclaimer
Utility-Only Token: The $POT token is strictly a utility token for in-platform interactions (e.g., wagering, tournaments, cosmetic upgrades). It is not an investment instrument, security, or speculative asset.
No Value Guarantee: $POT tokens hold no inherent monetary value and are not redeemable for fiat currency or other assets. 100% of the tokens are distributed via airdrop. There is no option to purchase or invest in the token.
Expiration: $POT tokens will expire at the conclusion of Season 1. No extensions, refunds, or conversions will be offered.
6. Age Restriction
Participation in Bananium is restricted to individuals aged 21 years or older. By interacting with the platform, you confirm compliance with this requirement.
7. Source of Funds
All funds used to participate in Bananium must originate from legitimate and lawful sources. The Bananium team reserves the right to investigate and pursue legal action against users suspected of utilizing funds derived from illegal activities, including but not limited to money laundering, fraud, or terrorism financing.
8. Risk Acknowledgement
Participation in Bananium involves inherent risks, including but not limited to:
Loss of funds due to market volatility, technical errors, or platform discontinuation.
Irreversible loss of NFTs or tokens due to user error, hacking, or smart contract vulnerabilities.
Potential exposure to offensive or satirical content.
By engaging with Bananium, you expressly acknowledge and assume all associated risks.
9. No Warranties
Bananium is provided "as is" without warranties of any kind, express or implied. The team disclaims all guarantees regarding functionality, security, or fitness for a particular purpose.
10. Limitation of Liability
The Bananium team, affiliates, and contributors shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from participation in the platform, including loss of funds, data, or reputational harm.
11. Amendments
This disclaimer may be updated at any time without prior notice. Continued use of Bananium constitutes acceptance of revised terms.
12. Governance Structure Clarification
Ownership of NFTs, $POT tokens, or participation in the platform does not grant governance rights, voting privileges, or influence over operational decisions. The project is not a Decentralized Autonomous Organization (DAO), and all strategic, technical, or financial decisions are made unilaterally by the Bananium team.
13. Community Conduct & Enforcement
Prohibited Behavior: Users are strictly prohibited from engaging in or promoting hate speech, extremism, illegal activities, or content violating universal human rights principles, including but not limited to:
Racist, antisemitic, or discriminatory rhetoric.
Support for totalitarian regimes, terrorism, or ideologies (e.g., Nazism).
Harassment, doxxing, or threats toward other users.
Enforcement: Bananium reserves the right to terminate access and pursue legal action against violators. All decisions are made at the team's sole discretion.
14. Mint Funds & Financial Structure
Revenue Ownership: Funds generated from NFT mints are classified as company revenue. These funds are not held in a community treasury, DAO, or escrow account.
Storage: Mint proceeds are managed in secure, audited wallets under the team's control. No user or third party has authority over these funds.
No Profit Sharing: Participation does not entitle users to revenue shares, dividends, or financial returns beyond explicitly stated prizes.
15. Project Continuity & Prize Adjustments
- Launch Guarantee: Bananium will proceed with Season 1 regardless of mint completion status. Partial minting does not invalidate the project.
- Prize Pool Scaling: The 25% prize pool (1,024 SOL if fully minted) scales proportionally with actual mint revenue. For example: If 50% of NFTs are minted (2,048), the prize pool becomes 512 SOL. The same weighting is used for distribution as seen in the prize pool section of the white paper.
- Unminted NFTs: Unsold NFTs may be burned, airdropped, or repurposed at the team's discretion.
16. No Investment Guarantees
Bananium is an experimental entertainment product. NFTs, $POT tokens, and prizes hold no guaranteed monetary value. Participation carries inherent financial risks, including total loss of funds. The team disclaims all liability for market volatility, technical failures, or user losses.
17. Liability Limitation
The Bananium team, affiliates, and partners are not liable for:
Losses due to user error, hacking, or smart contract exploits.
Offensive content generated by AI agents or users.
Regulatory actions against participants in prohibited jurisdictions.
18. Dispute Resolution
All disputes related to Bananium shall be resolved through binding arbitration in the user's jurisdiction, governed by the applicable laws of that jurisdiction. Class-action lawsuits and jury trials are expressly waived.
19. Restricted Jurisdictions
Participation in Bananium is expressly prohibited for residents, citizens, or entities located in, under the jurisdiction of, or subject to sanctions in the following jurisdictions:
Afghanistan, Algeria, Bangladesh, Bolivia, China, Cuba, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Morocco, Myanmar (Burma), Nepal, North Korea (DPRK), Pakistan, Qatar, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Turkey, Venezuela, Crimea (Ukraine), Donetsk People's Republic (Ukraine), Luhansk People's Republic (Ukraine), Sevastopol (Ukraine), Hawaii (HI), United States of America (USA), Taiwan, United Arab Emirates (UAE) outside Dubai's Virtual Assets Regulatory Authority (VARA) sandbox.
Users are solely responsible for verifying their eligibility under local laws. Bananium reserves the right to block account access for users in restricted jurisdictions. Using VPNs or other methods to bypass restrictions is prohibited and at the user's own risk. By participating in Bananium, you confirm compliance with all jurisdictional restrictions.
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